Want 2 Be Barbie

No, I do not have a Christian Louboutin fetish, thank you for asking. What I do have is a shoe fetish, and that’s different. It just so happens that Louboutin designs totally fabulous shoes, that’s all. I mean, what’s not to love about this shoe? The wonderfully high heel, the red sole, the covered buttons, the supple leather, it’s all perfectly marvelous. *Le sigh of desire* But at $825, my virtue is safe– I can afford only to lust, but never to fornicate. Darnit.