Dodge Caravan
I want a new van, because the latch on my sliding door on mine is broken, and I have to manually pull it down to shut the door. I am going to chip a nail doing that one day, and then I will wither you all with my hot stare of death. I want it to be red like that one. I want dual sliding doors, so I can reach all those carseats. And I want the radio to work, too, this time. No, scratch that. I want a cd player and MP3 jack, so I can turn it up really loud and make the kids suffer through WHAM! and Air Supply, just like they make me suffer through their bickering now. Sweet revenge indeed: a new red ride and surround sound.