Lawn Mower
I want a new lawnmower. This one that I have is broken. And my husband hasn’t fixed it and I don’t know how, and grass in my backyard is thigh high, and I am afraid I am going to lose one of my little plastic children out there. Seriously, I would show you a picture, but I am too embarrassed. And also, how redneck is that? Please, send sheep. Or a gift certificate to, like, Sears or something.