Want 2 Be Barbie

I want this bamboo flooring in my kitchen. And maybe new cabinets, too, but definitely new flooring. The linoleum in there is cracked in places, and the shine is worn clean off, and also, there are a couple of holes in it from moving appliances. It’s bad. It’s *gasp* tacky, even. Not at all classy. It must be replaced. Since this is on sale for 2.49/ sq ft, it should only cost about $950 to do my kitchen. Plus shipping. Provided I buy it today. *Insert plastic laughter.*