High fashion
I want high fashion and makeup that isn’t designed by gay men. Not that I don’t like gay men, because I do. But seriously. Gay men think other men are hot. I want straight men to think I am hot. Clearly, there is a conflict here, people.
Also, open toed shoes and thick black tights are ugly. Period. No matter who makes them.
And do not get me started on today’s runway faces. No one can pull off that much eyeliner. No one.