Custom jeans
I want some more jeans. I really want some “Blu” jeans, but I can’t figure out where they came from, so it’s going to be a little difficult to find them. But they do fit me just right in all the right places. Alllllll the right places. Most notably my behind. That’s right. I said “my behind”. Cause it’s mighty fine and getting better every day.
At the left you see what may be my second best alternative: custom fitted St. John’s Bay jeans. I put in all my measurements, and viola, they said they could create a pair of jeans exactly my size. We’ll see about that. You know I will send them right back if they don’t!