I want a new lawnmower. This one that I have is broken. And my husband hasn’t fixed it and I don’t know how, and grass in my backyard is thigh high, and I am afraid I am going to lose one of my little plastic children out there. Seriously, I would show you a picture, but I am too embarrassed. And also, how redneck is that? Please, send sheep. Or a gift certificate to, like, Sears or something.
Squeee! Look at this new 4GB Zen Moziac! It comes in PINK. Pink, Pink, Pink! And it’s twice the size of the player I have. With built in speakers. And I want it. Want, want, want. Pleeeeeeeeease! My current player is also a Zen, but it’s only 2 GB, and boring black. Clearly, I need some color here, people. Yesterday was plenty soon enough. No rush. Really. I’ll be waiting. Right here. With my hand out.
This may be the most wonderful unknown make-up in the world. Of course, it’s not really unknown, since I know about it. I learned about it from a friend about a year ago, and I switched from traditional makeup to the Aromaleigh mineral makeup as soon as my little samples arrived. Her samples are generous, and the shipping is free on them.
Kristen regularly expands the line. The new high res finishing powder is totally da bomb. And so is the primer. And also, the lip balm. And…..
Lookie what I got in the mail yesterday! I subscribe to InStyle and one of the perks is this little 4.5 x 5.5 book with the 411 on some awesome clothes featured in their latest issues. Obviously, the entire mag will not fit in your purse, but this little thing will. Too bad have Barbie taste on a ‘fashion doll” budget, right? Cause these $260 shoes from Nordstrom are making my little plastic heart go pitter pat this morning!
You know girls, we have a lot to do with how our men act in bed. Hear me out, now. If you have a man who finishes way too soon for your tastes, ask yourself a couple of questions: am I into the sex, or do I act like I’m doing him a huge favor? If you act like you are doing him a favor, he may be hurrying to get through and quit “bugging you”. OTOH, if you get into it and enjoy it on a consistent basis, then it encourages him to take the time to make sure you both reach your desired destination, if you get my drift.
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